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Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Interesting!” said Mrs. Lilly, writing quickly on her pad. “Hey, can we press on your hat?” Alexia asked Mrs. Lilly. “Why do you want to press on my hat?” “Because ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works June 16,2017 )
The World According to Humphrey by Betty G. Birney
epub |eng | 2011-06-17 | Author:Betty G. Birney [Birney, Betty G.]

Guide to the Care and Feeding of Hamsters, Dr. Harvey H. Hammer 9 The Art of Self-Defense Okay, I was having a great week, no doubt about it. Not only ...
( Category: Animals June 16,2017 )
Gimme a Call by Sarah Mlynowski
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-06-15 | Author:Sarah Mlynowski [Mlynowski, Sarah]

chapter nineteen Tuesday, May 27 Senior Year Even if she’ll never experience it, I can’t stop remembering. The first kiss. It wasn’t after movie-turned-bowling night. Or three days later, Tuesday—Frosh’s ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction June 16,2017 )
The Dragon Princess by E. D. Baker
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-06-14 | Author:E. D. Baker

The boys hadn’t been exaggerating when they said that their village wasn’t far. After only a ten-minute walk, they came across a footpath that soon widened into a narrow lane. ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths June 15,2017 )
Gooney Bird and the Room Mother by Lois Lowry
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry

"It's my mother," Barry announced loudly. "I'm sure it's my mother." "No, it's mine," said Tyrone. "She almost bought a time-share in Mexico and it was a big scam." "It's ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2017 )
Gooney Bird Greene by Lois Lowry
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry

Malcolm disappeared under his desk. Ben picked up his arithmetic book and began to do some problems. Nicholas put his head down on his arms and closed his eyes. Gooney ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2017 )
Ivy and Bean: What's the Big Idea? by Sophie Blackall
epub |eng | 2010-06-14 | Author:Sophie Blackall

“This is a science project!” yelled Ivy. Katy paid no attention to them. One thing about Katy hadn’t changed. She had always been a tough cookie. “March!” she bellowed, and ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works June 15,2017 )
11 Experiments That Failed by Jenny Offill
epub |eng | 2011-09-26 | Author:Jenny Offill [Offill, Jenny]

What Happened: • Dog ate glitter. • Pink sparkly yard. Question: Can a live beaver be ordered through the mail? Hypothesis: A live beaver can be ordered through the mail. ...
( Category: Science, Nature & How It Works June 15,2017 )
Have You Seen My Dinosaur? by Jon Surgal
epub |eng | 2010-06-14 | Author:Jon Surgal [Surgal, Jon]

He might be in some big desk drawer. Please, have you seen my dinosaur? You say you’ve lost a dinosaur? A strange thing to be looking for! A thing as ...
( Category: Animals June 15,2017 )
School Days According to Humphrey by Betty G. Birney
epub |eng | 2011-05-19 | Author:Betty G. Birney

Later, I worked on my poem for a while. Autumn, oh, autumn, When everybody’s busy, There are so many problems, I’m feeling kind of dizzy! HUMPHREY’S RULES OF SCHOOL: Keep ...
( Category: Animals June 15,2017 )
Gooney Bird Is So Absurd by Lois Lowry
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry [Lowry, Lois]

The class applauded. "You may borrow my hat, Mrs. Pidgeon," Gooney Bird said, "anytime you want. Or you can make your own, of course." "Of course," Mrs. Pidgeon said. "Next? ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2017 )
More Bears! by Kenn Nesbitt
epub |eng | 2010-08-30 | Author:Kenn Nesbitt

and a bear named Uncle Sheldon who was bald and loved to play the ukulele. Now, where were we? Oh, yes… Stop that! How many bears do you want this ...
( Category: Animals June 14,2017 )
Gooney the Fabulous by Lois Lowry
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry

Walking back to the classroom after lunch, Nicholas trudged slowly, dragging his feet. The other children hurried ahead, all but Gooney Bird. She walked beside Nicholas. Mrs. Pidgeon, walking slowly ...
( Category: Humor June 14,2017 )
My Sister The Vampire: Switched by Sienna Mercer
epub |eng | 2011-03-29 | Author:Sienna Mercer [Mercer, Sienna]

Olivia felt a nudge under the table, and looked over to find Sophia looking at her intently. “Anyone?” asked Melissa. Sophia was now pursing her lips and glaring at Olivia, ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy June 14,2017 )
This Isn't What It Looks Like-secret 4 by Pseudonymous Bosch
epub |eng | 2010-01-01 | Author:Pseudonymous Bosch [Bosch, Pseudonymous]

C: Don’t let Benjamin out of your sight. If the Midnight Sun went to the trouble of training him and planting him in our school, he won’t give up so ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives June 14,2017 )

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